The Boy Next Door

Remember back in High School when you had the teacher that was so incredibly hot that you would do anything to be with her?  You know, the teacher that was always provocatively dressed and sexy even writing about literature classics on the board!  No?  Oh, that's because it never existed!  Okay, so every so often you hear of the teacher who had an inappropriate relationship with one of her students and you think, wow, where were they when I was in High School.  Well, those women are skanks and most likely funding a meth addiction.  So back to the film.  This may be one of the worst films in history, especially since it has been done so many times you can skip watching it and guess what happens.  More than likely you will be 90% correct.  I will break it down to the good, the bad and the ugly.  The Good:  J-Lo is hot.  I mean really hot!  keep in mind that is the only good thing about the movie.  Not her lines or acting, just her hotness.  The Bad:  Pretty much everything!  Acting, story, script, writing, and every situation involved.  This was more like a cheesy after school special that ran in 1994 than it was a major motion picture.  The Ugly:  First off if you are 20, you cant go back to high school.  Second, no kid can ever get away with what this stalker does throughout the whole movie.  Even if he is a martial arts expert, a master engineer and mechanic, a literary genius, and a model.  Here it is, boy moves next door to the hottest newly single teacher in the world to take care of his sick uncle.  Boy bangs teacher.  Boy stalks teacher. Boy goes nuts and kills people trying to have the teacher.  The end.

FYI:  J-Lo filmed her own sex scenes.  Or did she???

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