Who would have thought that a movie named "Smiley" about
a killer with a disfigured face in the shape of a smiley face terrorizing a
college campus would be so scary, spooky and freaky? No one? That
is because this movie was a complete piece of dog shit! I read a review
on this once that said it is the scariest movie since the original Halloween,
WTF!!! Everything about this movie is really, really bad. Its your
original story of a girl going off to college after getting over the death of
her mother (typical). She meets up with her slutty roommate and her
hipster, weirdo, cult-like friends who are far too intellectual for college.
Then it really gets interesting, they find out that this Urban Legend of
a killer named Smiley will kill your victim of choice by just typing "I
did it for the lulz" three times. Sound retarded? THATS
BECAUSE IT IS! Anyway, the timid college chick ends up being terrorized
by this freaky killer, or is she and just going crazy? The twist at the
end...(Spoiler alert), all the friends are in on it and they are the ones who
are terrorizing her to be the first serial killers to go viral. Sound
retarded? THATS BECAUSE IT IS! A movie like this totally missed the
mark, no nudity, no extra ordinary gore, no suspense, and no nudity! Bad
acting I can usually handle, but the whole reasoning behind this movie was
pretty much dumb. I like to think that maybe this whole movie is a parody
of other horror movies, especially since the movie poster is a complete rip off
of the Scream movies. Im almost positive that no one would have watched
this movie even if I didnt review it, but now you can say curiosity didnt kill
the cat. I warned you!
FYI: The guy who plays Smiley actually won a Pulitzer Prize,
a Nobel Peace Prize and the Heisman Trophy in the same year (1992)!
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