Now this is a movie!
Streaming on Netflix, this movie tells a tale of a poverty stricken
farmer who's only salvation is for a good harvest in order to save his land and
livelihood. Well, just down the road a group of desperate thugs decide they
will kidnap the "Brad Wesly" of towns daughter and babysitter for
ransom. The two stories interject and unfold an ancient old mystery of
horror and suspense! Does this sound like a good movie? I hope so
because I just may moon light as a descriptive writer for movies that are
absolutely fucking terrible!!!!!! Here is how the real description should
have gone: A bunch of stupid, wannabe kidnappers totally fuck up a
kidnapping and end up hiding out at a farm where a retarded monster is being
held to drink blood from "clean" young women and all hell breaks
loose. And by that I mean, the movie just gets stupider as you suffer
through it! I am absolutely dumber for watching this movie! The
only good thing about this was that if it made more than $20, I am certain I
can make a movie with my 7 year old and pay off my mortgage. Why watch
this? Dont! You're Welcome for suffering through this crap to give
you fair warning.
FYI: I am only
one of 6 people to ever have seen this piece of crap!
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