Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Halloween (Remake)


I know, a true movie buff would never rate a remake over the original.  Usually that is true, but there are a few exceptions and this is one of them.  Can you deny Rob Zombie of his macabre?  He is an amazing story teller with a great track record so far for the horror movie genre.  You should all know the story of Michael Meyers and Halloween, but this movie gives the back story and turns him into the crazy maniac he was always supposed to be.  Basically, little Mikey grows up in the most dysfunctional family in the world.  Well, maybe not, his mom is a stripper, her boyfriend a piece of shit looser, boarder-line kiddie rapist, a slutty sister who could care less about him, and a little baby sister who's dad is most likely a patron at the local establishment mom works.  All in all, sounds like my childhood.  Well, Mikey is pretty much damaged from day one and takes his killing of small animals to the human race which gets him locked up in an asylum.  Low and behold, my brotha from anotha motha is his caretaker, Mr. Danny Trejo!  Spoiler Alert, he escapes!  and goes on a killing spree in Haddonfield.  The characters in this movie are awesome and perfectly casted.  Meyers has the crazy retard strength and is nearly impossible to kill.  Dr. Loomis is a slime ball in the Zombie version, and the sheriff, none other than Brad Dourif, you know the voice of Chucky.  Its hard to top the Jamie Lee Curtis version, but this movie is a must see.

FYI:  I hope every one knows this bit of trivia, but here it goes.  The original Michael Meyers mask was actually a mask of William Shatner spray painted white.

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