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Tuesday, June 2, 2015
The Ouija Experiment
In a world, with the worst actors in history, the lowest budget ever, and a cliche horror topic, comes "The Ouija Experiment"! What to say about this new release on Netflix. Well, for starters it is another found footage horror film (which I love, btw) but for some reason, and some how it magically goes from one guy having a camera, to everyone having one. Then, as a found footage should have, a flashback scene????? Wouldn't you know, they don't follow the essential rules of the board and let the damn demons in! What demons you ask? I know you don't really care but apparently a little girl drowned and her mom killed the simpleton neighbor along with herself all in the house years before. Those demons. Here are a few things a low budget horror movie needs that were not included in this thing. 1. A plot that at carried for at least 90 minutes. 2. Gratuitous nudity. 3. Any sort of a lead up to the actual story. I will give this movie one thing, it did have a few jump scares, and some tense moments but I really had to put myself into it which was a pretty big waste of time. I would say watch this if you are absolutely out of everything else to watch and are also reading a book, knitting a sweater and painting.
FYI: The budget for this film was $1200. Seriously, $1200.
*1/2
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